leigh is a pony

2007-02-24T23:15:00.000-05:00

Leigh is still a pony, despite all evidence to the contrary. We're just trying respect Her Ponyness's privacy.

2005-05-10T12:44:00.000-05:00

"Don't listen to me. I'm just talking."

And so spoke the Pony, people.

2004-09-20T14:15:00.000-05:00

2004-09-02T11:06:00.000-05:00

I created a Leigh doll to give you all an idea of what Leigh looks like. Note the ugly pants, lots of pink, and the tiny sparkles that seem to follow her everywhere.

2004-08-24T07:17:00.000-05:00

The pony speaks. And she says: Bring me offerings of Diet Coke.

2004-08-23T12:57:00.000-05:00

Even ponies can participate in the Olympics. Sadly, Leigh is not going for the gold in Athens, but she will always be a champion to us.

2004-05-12T13:28:00.000-05:00

Leigh, I can hear you.

Ponies should not sing.

2004-05-07T08:52:00.000-05:00

Now is the time when ponies need a pick-me-up. Stone, get back here and pick Leigh up.

2004-03-12T09:55:00.000-05:00

Leigh may be a pony, but her pooch is a bunny (or a monkey -- we can't decide which). Either way, you must obey the Chihuahua!

2004-02-12T21:07:00.000-05:00

Leigh is once again on the lookout for a new stable. I suspect many sugar cubes and carrots, as well as offerings of DC, will be necessary to get us all through these tough times.

2003-12-24T18:33:00.000-05:00

Since Leigh is a pony, she cannot Give The Last-Minute Gift of Blog. However, she likes apples.

2003-12-17T16:22:00.000-05:00

Perhaps Leigh should read this book? Or perhaps this book is about Leigh. Hmm. The partners will investigate, as always.

2003-11-23T01:50:00.000-05:00

Leigh does not want to lose her job so she is going to read How Not to Get Fired Because of Your Blog. However, there is no mention of ponies in that article so it may not be relevent to Leigh specifically. It is cold where Leigh trots and she may soon need a hoodie.

2003-11-13T16:22:00.000-05:00

Leigh is not part of the Driftless Pony Club. Why? Leigh is not a driftless pony.

2003-11-13T13:45:00.000-05:00

Leigh's puppy is in the house. The partners here at Leigh is a Pony are monitoring this situation closely to discern the relationship between puppy and pony. We believe we may be the first to conduct a study on the rare equine-canine love.

More details next week on: Leigh Is a Pony!

2003-11-05T14:11:00.000-05:00

Leigh wants to get a puppy. Now, can a pony and a puppy coexist peacefully? Only time will tell, people. Only time will tell.

2003-10-15T15:11:00.000-05:00

Fear not. Leigh is still a pony. Her pony-ness is not in jeopardy. I repeat, her pony-ness is not in jeopardy.

I am just an extremely lame poster.

2003-09-08T14:29:00.000-05:00

T.J. is not a pony. It's okay to go and see ponies, however, even if none of them will be Leigh. Because Leigh isn't that kind of pony.

2003-08-18T08:39:00.000-05:00

I have returned from a two-week vacation to find, thankfully, that Leigh is still a pony.

Please resume your normal activities.

2003-07-30T14:33:00.000-05:00

Stone is not a "collectible model horse" but Leigh is a pony. Perhaps these two were fated to be in the same office at the same time, sharing a similar equestrian destiny.

Or not.

2003-07-23T14:03:00.000-05:00

Leigh has a few items that she would like as gifts. In homage to her ponylicious nature, if you will.

2003-07-23T13:00:00.000-05:00

It has come to my attention that some people are confused by Leigh Is a Pony. I don't know how else to say this, but Leigh is a pony. What more do you want to know? Ponies can't type, people! Work with me.

2003-07-16T10:19:00.000-05:00

Much as you might expect with a pony, Leigh is really good at giving rides. She's very amiable to taking you wherever you want to go -- even if it is to another pony.

2003-07-15T22:08:00.000-05:00

Wanted for swap: One Pony. Although she is "one adorable pony" Leigh will not be responding to this posting.

2003-07-12T11:31:00.000-05:00

Leigh is changing her home stable now and moving to Framinghood. For a pony, she gets around. There's a lot of packing and moving to be done, because she's a pony with a lot of stuff. Luckily, she has strong friends.

2003-07-10T08:21:00.000-05:00

The Charlie's Angels issue of Entertainment Weekly used pony language in reference to Cameron Diaz. I just want to assure our loyal readers that Cameron Diaz is not a pony. Leigh is a pony. That is all.

2003-07-07T15:40:00.000-05:00

Leigh is stuck in traffic on her way back from a pony-ride in Maine. We hope to see Leigh again soon.

2003-07-01T12:33:00.000-05:00

Leigh has a new pony-communicator. Now we'll be able to reach her easier, with fewer drops from her pony-satellite-provider. The pony ring, however, is hardly mellifluous. The partners at Leigh Is a Pony are investigating.

2003-06-26T18:29:00.000-05:00

The Google ads on LIAP are for sleep disorder remedies. What's with that? Just because Leigh sleeps standing up doesn't mean she's got a disorder. This is how rumors get started.

2003-06-26T08:15:00.000-05:00

Leigh is settling into her new stable and making friends with the other ponies.

2003-06-24T09:57:00.000-05:00

Leigh is changing stables today and moving to the West Wing. She will be far away from me now, and I won't be able to just drop by and pet her mane. This makes me sad.

2003-06-19T14:05:00.000-05:00

Leigh Is a Pony is a rising stock over on Blogshares. Luckily, I got in on the action at the beginning, so I am making mad (virtual) cash now that shares are $52.50 a pop. Leigh is a valuable (and hot) commodity.

2003-06-17T15:12:00.000-05:00

Leigh is a 25yr, 5'2" pony. She is gentle and easy to pick up, especially when she's laughing. She has a bit of 'get up and go' so is not for the faint of heart. She has good manners and would be a great lover, friend, etc. Leigh is easy to catch and carry. She is sound and healthy. She gets along well with her friends and is not bossy. Up to date on SARS, monkeypox, and west nile.

2003-06-16T10:40:00.000-05:00

Leigh is out sick today. Some kind of pony affliction. We continue to monitor the situation.

2003-06-10T13:17:00.000-05:00

Leigh has some competition in the pony world: "Leigh is a 12yr, 12.3H poa pony mare. She is gentle and easy to ride, especially at the walk and trot. She has a bit of 'get up and go' so not for the horn huggers. She has good ground manners and would be a great 4H pony. Leigh is easy to catch, load and clip. She is sound and healthy. She gets along well with her friends and is not bossy. Great for lead lines rides as well. Up to date on farrier, worming and west nile."

2003-06-10T13:01:00.000-05:00

Just because you lick something doesn't mean you own it.

Remember that.

2003-06-10T12:29:00.000-05:00

Leigh had an entire evening of snugs last night (for those of you who don't know what snugs are, you aren't getting any and your life is sad). Was it the instantaneous blogging fame that led to this dramatic rise in her snug ratio?

The partners here at Leigh Is a Pony will investigate.

2003-06-09T19:39:00.000-05:00

Leigh and her blog were mentioned today to an entire weblog conference with several influential people present. The question: How do you get a coworker into blogging? The answer: You say she is a pony and start a blog on her behalf based on that premise. We're on the cutting edge people. Check back often.

2003-06-07T12:55:00.000-05:00

This weekend, Leigh has made sure to respect her uniform at all times.

I, however, have not. Thusly, Leigh is both a pony and a better worker than me.

2003-06-05T09:00:00.000-05:00

Leigh is learning well from April's tutelage. She is making out like crazy with the hotties.

In addition, despite getting no sleep and working like a dog, she is one fine pony.

2003-06-03T08:11:00.000-05:00

I have been neglecting Leigh. She is still a pony, in case our loyal readers were concerned. In fact, she is a fine pony who's been makin' moves with the hotties around town. She is set to rival April.

In fact, today she is wearing April pants. Boys beware.

2003-05-30T00:39:00.000-05:00

Leigh has corrupted me with her evil ways. I'm still conscious, and I am working, yet it is dark and most are sleeping. Completely inappropriate.

I refuse, however, to sleep on a concrete floor. I have standards, people.

2003-05-28T15:31:00.000-05:00

Leigh won't admit it, but she loves blogs and blogging. She likes it when I blog her. Don't let her deny it, no matter how cute she looks in her outfit today.

Perhaps she should take the geek test.

2003-05-27T14:34:00.000-05:00

Leigh has been feeling sickly today, but I know she's feeling better because she laughed when I said, "Oooooh, wood."

Lesson #815 in why we love Leigh.

2003-05-26T19:24:00.000-05:00

Leigh is a magnet! After a night of intense drinking and an entire DAY of recovery, she went public with her suitors' names today....well, those she could remember anyway. Giddy-up.

Promiscuity: check!
Bitchiness: Unintentional. She was too distracted to realize the line of boyz with broken hearts.

There is more work to be done, but this is definite progress.

2003-05-24T18:49:00.000-05:00

I haven't seen Leigh today, which makes me sad. I hope Leigh is wearing pink because ponies look best in pink. Plus, pink is happy and it's raining. We need happy pink ponies.

2003-05-24T15:24:00.000-05:00

Leigh thinks that Meg needs to take a trip to Solla Sollew on the banks of the beautiful River Wah-Hoo where they never have troubles. At least very few.

2003-05-22T20:26:00.000-05:00

For those of you who did not grasp the ingenious allusion created on Tuesday, May 20, additional information is now available. Sorry for the confusion. Leigh appreciates any effort made in her name to explore other genres.

2003-05-22T19:57:00.000-05:00

Hmm...interesting developments. According to Lori Reid, Leigh likes to collect ducks. Lame ones to be exact. Do ducks mind being collected by ponies? We must consult.

Breaking news: Leigh has scored with a member of our office! This is great news from my front. Her time has come, now if we could just get her to -appreciate all my hard work.

2003-05-22T12:03:00.000-05:00

Leigh needs a Ponyboy. Unless Ponyboy is the one who dies at the end of the Outsiders. I can't remember.

All applications for PonyBoy status should be directed to Leigh Is a Pony.

2003-05-21T19:43:00.000-05:00

Leigh is an angry pony. Beware.

The first incidence of mad pony disease? Stay tuned as we delve into the mysteries of Leigh's affliction.

2003-05-21T14:57:00.000-05:00

Leigh has obtained a toothbrush and made with the brushing.

She is now ready to be kissed. The line forms to the left, people.

2003-05-21T08:06:00.000-05:00

Leigh is in desperate need of a toothbrush seeing it is Hump Day and she would like to celebrate.

2003-05-20T19:39:00.000-05:00

I distinctly remember teaching Leigh that nk'd chix git boyz. She isn't putting my advice into practice, therefore things are bad. Very bad. Gotta get game if you really wanna play.

On a brighter note, Leigh's body is pony-licious.

2003-05-20T13:04:00.000-05:00

Someone said "we" at our staff meeting today and Leigh snapped to attention. She is on constant alert. You gotta stay sharp if you're gonna be a pony.

2003-05-20T09:27:00.000-05:00

Leigh is wearing a fetching outfit today. She has some qualms, though, so if you see her, be sure to compliment her on her sartorial sense.

2003-05-20T00:07:00.000-05:00

I have just returned from Boston Beer Works and still no word from Leigh. This leads me to believe she is being neither promiscuous nor a bitch. This may be more difficult than I imagined. I like a challenge.

I must point out that Leigh also happens to be a cupcake, as well. Thank you.

2003-05-19T16:22:00.000-05:00

Hi. I'm a virgin. Leigh may currently be a pony, but my project is to turn her into a promiscuous bitch. I was hired to write about Leigh's progress.

2003-05-19T13:27:00.000-05:00

Leigh has had her recommended daily allowance of fro-yo. The day is a go.

2003-05-19T08:19:00.000-05:00

Whatever happened over the weekend has not affected the outward appearance of Leigh. She is looking bright and cheerful in her spring attire. Even though Leigh’s phone keeps ringing, she repeatedly answers politely to relay pertinent information in a happy voice.

2003-05-18T13:31:00.000-05:00

I have not heard from Leigh in over 24 hours. I fear the worst.

I think she's at work. If anyone can confirm the whereabouts of Leigh, please notify us immediately.

Leigh, if you're reading this, go home. Or at least have another Diet Coke.

2003-05-17T22:21:00.000-05:00

Leigh is freaking out. This is completely inappropriate, people. I hope you all are poised to do something. I'm going to have to call in Stone to come pick her up.

This is what happens when Leigh works without us. Let this be a lesson to us all.

2003-05-17T10:04:00.000-05:00

Leigh is working today. She has crazy work-ethic. Bring her offerings of Diet Coke and she may bless you with a smile. Or not. Depends on how cranky she's become. Don't blame me.

Leigh trivia: She was born in the year of the horse.

And you wonder why she's a pony. Sheesh.

2003-05-16T19:10:00.000-05:00

Thanks for that, Jen. It's important to make known. I would also like to add that Leigh likes to be lifted up for short amounts of time and transported to new locations. But be warned: don't try this without permission. Only I know when is the right time to do the lifting (and even then, I might be wrong). Leigh is a pony!

2003-05-16T17:07:00.000-05:00

Leigh Is a Pony is very concerned with brand identity. Thusly, we provide you with a short list of what we are not.

We are not:
Smash Leigh. Leigh does not like to be smashed. Please refrain from smashing Leigh.
Mad Pony. Leigh is opposed to anger. She would never be a mad pony.
Ride the White Pony. Leigh is not a white pony. Leigh refuses to be labeled with a "color." Please do not color Leigh in.
The Dog and Pony Show. Leigh is a pony. Leigh is not a dog. Leigh is not a show. Thusly, Leigh is not the Dog and Pony Show.

Thank you for your consideration.

2003-05-16T14:01:00.000-05:00

Leigh doesn't like certain words. Among them: moist, plump, chunk, and panties. Don't say these around Leigh.

2003-05-16T13:01:00.000-05:00

Dude, we're famous! Okay, not really but Technorati is fast with the indexing action.

Leigh update: She ate beat lunch. I brought her DC to make up for it. I'll continue to monitor as the situation develops.

2003-05-16T10:53:00.000-05:00

I have no Leigh updates. I'm just trying to fix this page.

2003-05-16T09:39:00.000-05:00

We're using the new Blogger for Leigh Is a Pony, and it's not letting me edit the posts after I've published them. This is pissing me off.

Leigh, however, remains unaffected.

2003-05-16T08:53:00.000-05:00

The first post of Leigh Is a Pony! This is very exciting.

Leigh hasn't slept much today. More updates on Leigh later.