leigh is a pony

Leigh is a pony. Why? We don't know.

Friday, May 30, 2003

Leigh has corrupted me with her evil ways. I'm still conscious, and I am working, yet it is dark and most are sleeping. Completely inappropriate.

I refuse, however, to sleep on a concrete floor. I have standards, people.

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Leigh won't admit it, but she loves blogs and blogging. She likes it when I blog her. Don't let her deny it, no matter how cute she looks in her outfit today.

Perhaps she should take the geek test.

Tuesday, May 27, 2003

Leigh has been feeling sickly today, but I know she's feeling better because she laughed when I said, "Oooooh, wood."

Lesson #815 in why we love Leigh.

Saturday, May 24, 2003

I haven't seen Leigh today, which makes me sad. I hope Leigh is wearing pink because ponies look best in pink. Plus, pink is happy and it's raining. We need happy pink ponies.
Leigh thinks that Meg needs to take a trip to Solla Sollew on the banks of the beautiful River Wah-Hoo where they never have troubles. At least very few.

Thursday, May 22, 2003

Leigh needs a Ponyboy. Unless Ponyboy is the one who dies at the end of the Outsiders. I can't remember.

All applications for PonyBoy status should be directed to Leigh Is a Pony.

Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Leigh is an angry pony. Beware.

The first incidence of mad pony disease? Stay tuned as we delve into the mysteries of Leigh's affliction.
Leigh has obtained a toothbrush and made with the brushing.

She is now ready to be kissed. The line forms to the left, people.

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Someone said "we" at our staff meeting today and Leigh snapped to attention. She is on constant alert. You gotta stay sharp if you're gonna be a pony.
Leigh is wearing a fetching outfit today. She has some qualms, though, so if you see her, be sure to compliment her on her sartorial sense.

Monday, May 19, 2003

Leigh has had her recommended daily allowance of fro-yo. The day is a go.
Whatever happened over the weekend has not affected the outward appearance of Leigh. She is looking bright and cheerful in her spring attire. Even though Leigh’s phone keeps ringing, she repeatedly answers politely to relay pertinent information in a happy voice.

Sunday, May 18, 2003

I have not heard from Leigh in over 24 hours. I fear the worst.

I think she's at work. If anyone can confirm the whereabouts of Leigh, please notify us immediately.

Leigh, if you're reading this, go home. Or at least have another Diet Coke.

Saturday, May 17, 2003

Leigh is freaking out. This is completely inappropriate, people. I hope you all are poised to do something. I'm going to have to call in Stone to come pick her up.

This is what happens when Leigh works without us. Let this be a lesson to us all.
Leigh is working today. She has crazy work-ethic. Bring her offerings of Diet Coke and she may bless you with a smile. Or not. Depends on how cranky she's become. Don't blame me.

Leigh trivia: She was born in the year of the horse.

And you wonder why she's a pony. Sheesh.

Friday, May 16, 2003

Thanks for that, Jen. It's important to make known. I would also like to add that Leigh likes to be lifted up for short amounts of time and transported to new locations. But be warned: don't try this without permission. Only I know when is the right time to do the lifting (and even then, I might be wrong). Leigh is a pony!
Leigh Is a Pony is very concerned with brand identity. Thusly, we provide you with a short list of what we are not.

We are not:
Smash Leigh. Leigh does not like to be smashed. Please refrain from smashing Leigh.
Mad Pony. Leigh is opposed to anger. She would never be a mad pony.
Ride the White Pony. Leigh is not a white pony. Leigh refuses to be labeled with a "color." Please do not color Leigh in.
The Dog and Pony Show. Leigh is a pony. Leigh is not a dog. Leigh is not a show. Thusly, Leigh is not the Dog and Pony Show.

Thank you for your consideration.
Leigh doesn't like certain words. Among them: moist, plump, chunk, and panties. Don't say these around Leigh.
Dude, we're famous! Okay, not really but Technorati is fast with the indexing action.

Leigh update: She ate beat lunch. I brought her DC to make up for it. I'll continue to monitor as the situation develops.
I have no Leigh updates. I'm just trying to fix this page.
We're using the new Blogger for Leigh Is a Pony, and it's not letting me edit the posts after I've published them. This is pissing me off.

Leigh, however, remains unaffected.
The first post of Leigh Is a Pony! This is very exciting.

Leigh hasn't slept much today. More updates on Leigh later.